Leaking Some Advance Art

Breaking News! Just leaked…

Here’s a look at some of the fun stuff you can look forward to in A Game of Porcelain Thrones.

All these images are taken from the prototype decks, so they are subject to revisions, corrections, and random acts of nature. However, they should give you an idea of what’s in store for you.

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Origin Story: The TURD in SaTURDay

Back around 1990 or so, I went out one night with my buddy Adam. We were supposed to meet his friend Alex at some bar in (I think) the Island Park area. Or something like that.

We wound up at this tiny, dirty little bar that had a band getting ready to play.

That band was BROWN PLOPPY.

Knowing Alex, this surely seemed like we had gotten the directions wrong and wound up at the wrong place. So wrong, that it was just right…

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Poop Is Funny

Work toilets are the best!
Proudly wear this to work!

When you work your way down to the lowest form of humor, you reach the scatological…

Wikipedia has a great description of it under the other appropriate heading: “Toilet Humor”.

And of course, A Game of Porcelain Thrones is ALL about toilet humor.

If it’s good enough for Chaucer, it’s good enough for me!

From Wikipedia:

Toilet humour or scatological humour is a type of off-colour humour dealing with defecationurination and flatulence, and to a lesser extent vomiting and other body functions. It sees substantial crossover with sexual humour, such as dick jokes. The term scatology is derived from the word ‘scat’ often interchanged with ‘feces’ particularly when referring to droppings of prey animals while hunting. (i.e.bear-scat) From the Greek skor, skat.

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Does AGOPT include real poop?

Fellow Kickstarter game, Cards Against Humanity, made a “pile” by literally selling bullshit to their customers.

30,000 Americans bought poop at $6 a box. What a bargain!

The straight poop:

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