I just launched the Kickstarter! Check it out!
Month: April 2019
The Kickstarter is Approved to Launch
The only question is:
Do I get any sleep between now and 7 am tomorrow morning?
You Are The Shit!
You are the shit! And don’t you forget it!
That’s why I work tirelessly every day coming up with these bad puns and more!
Get a FREE PnP of the “Let it mellow” Edition
If you want a better idea of what the game looks like, download the free PnP PDF file for the Yellow “Let it mellow” Edition of A Game of Porcelain Thrones.
All you have to do is sign up for the email notification list so that you’ll get an email when there’s AGOPT news and when the Kickstarter goes live.
Click here for the signup page.
When you sign up, you will automatically be sent a confirmation email. Open THAT email and click the link and you’ll automatically be sent ANOTHER email which will contain a link. (There’s a predictable pattern to all this.) THAT link will take you to your nice fancy new PDF file.
THEN you can do an excited little dance of joy as you open it with your Adobe Acrobat Reader (or similar program).
Print it out as you wish, cut the cards apart and all that fun stuff, and you can be up and playing A Game of Porcelain Thrones!
If you've never learned about the history of the PDF file,
it's Pretty Darn Fascinating
Once again – just CLICK HERE – and enter your email so that we can get the ball rolling. Remember, I can’t email you first ’cause that would be spammin’!
100% Would Poop Here Again Cards
For the past week, my days have consisted of two phases: DAY liquid cold medicine and NIGHT liquid cold medicine.
While I’d like to be recording videos, I usually cough too much when I start speaking. So instead I’ve been busy noodling in CorelDraw. And now… I present my latest idea/design:
I pooped here! satisfaction cards. Now when you particularly enjoy a bathroom, you can leave a little “something extra.”
Giving them an “Official Brown Seal of Approval” is sure to put a smile on someone’s face.
Show how much you recognize that they put in the effort and give them a #1 4 #2 card!
They’ll be available in a 54 card tuck box that you’ll be proud to carry with you. It’s a surefire conversation starter!
These cards will be available as part of the A Game of Porcelain Thrones Kickstarter. To be sure you don’t miss out, sign up for an email notification!
Don’t be empty-handed next time you come across magnificent facilities!
Sign up for the email notification to let you know when you can back the Kickstarter to produce these cards!
Are you putting POOP on your lips?
Some women are proudly putting poop on their lips! *
They think it makes them look more attractive!
How I found out about this:
“You could literally be applying and smearing someone else’s fecal matter directly onto your lips,” Dr. Whitney Bowe, a dermatologist, told Today.The Sacremento Bee
Hudson Yards – The Vessel
Having lived in the Bronx for a few years now, my take on it is:
If you have to ask where the bathroom is…
you’re standing in it.– Eric Shefferman
Photos of The Vessel by Raphe Evanoff – License
It certainly is a big thing. Read more about it here:
The Vessel in Hudson Yards Has Finally Opened to the Public
The Thomas Heatherwick–designed structure has been controversial, as some have likened its shape to a doner kebab, while others believe it could be New York’s Eiffel Tower
A Game of Porcelain Thrones T-shirts – get ’em now!
Hot off the press, these t-shirts will show your friends that you mean business when you’re doing your business! Get one today!
Sign up for the AGOPT NEWS and you’ll know when there’s new great merch AND you’ll be the first to know when the game hits Kickstarter!
Behind the Scenes – First Prototype Pics
Here’s some first-look pictures of the prototype boxes for A Game of Porcelain Thrones:
It’s the kind of game you just want to slip in your pocket and take it with you everywhere!
You can be the first kid on your block to get a copy! Just sign up for the email notification and you’ll get an email as soon as the Kickstarter goes live!
Prior Use: The IGN UK Podcast
They’ve got their toilet humor down pat…
All this under whilst one member tries to keep his insides from exploding live on the podcast.IGN UK PODCAST #395: A GAME OF PORCELAIN THRONES
IGN UK PODCAST #395: A GAME OF PORCELAIN THRONES
Everybody likes the phrase “A Game of Porcelain Thrones”!
Of course, if you want to be the first kid on your block to play the game, be sure to sign up for the newsletter so you know when the Kickstarter launches!