You Are The Shit!

You are the shit! And don’t you forget it!

That’s why I work tirelessly every day coming up with these bad puns and more!

Get a FREE PnP of the “Let it mellow” Edition

If you want a better idea of what the game looks like, download the free PnP PDF file for the Yellow “Let it mellow” Edition of A Game of Porcelain Thrones.

All you have to do is sign up for the email notification list so that you’ll get an email when there’s AGOPT news and when the Kickstarter goes live.

Click here for the signup page.

When you sign up, you will automatically be sent a confirmation email. Open THAT email and click the link and you’ll automatically be sent ANOTHER email which will contain a link. (There’s a predictable pattern to all this.) THAT link will take you to your nice fancy new PDF file.

THEN you can do an excited little dance of joy as you open it with your Adobe Acrobat Reader (or similar program).

Print it out as you wish, cut the cards apart and all that fun stuff, and you can be up and playing A Game of Porcelain Thrones!

SIDE NOTE:  
If you've never learned about the history of the PDF file,
it's Pretty Darn Fascinating

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100% Would Poop Here Again Cards

For the past week, my days have consisted of two phases: DAY liquid cold medicine and NIGHT liquid cold medicine.

I pooped here! Rated #1 4 #2.
Official Brown Seal of Approval
100% would poop here again
The calling card that shows you care

While I’d like to be recording videos, I usually cough too much when I start speaking. So instead I’ve been busy noodling in CorelDraw. And now… I present my latest idea/design:

I pooped here! satisfaction cards. Now when you particularly enjoy a bathroom, you can leave a little “something extra.”

Giving them an “Official Brown Seal of Approval” is sure to put a smile on someone’s face.

Show how much you recognize that they put in the effort and give them a #1 4 #2 card!

They’ll be available in a 54 card tuck box that you’ll be proud to carry with you. It’s a surefire conversation starter!

These cards will be available as part of the A Game of Porcelain Thrones Kickstarter. To be sure you don’t miss out, sign up for an email notification!

Don’t be empty-handed next time you come across magnificent facilities!
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Hudson Yards – The Vessel

Having lived in the Bronx for a few years now, my take on it is:

If you have to ask where the bathroom is…

you’re standing in it.

– Eric Shefferman
The Vessel 6 The Vessel 4

Photos of The Vessel by Raphe EvanoffLicense

It certainly is a big thing. Read more about it here:

The Vessel in Hudson Yards Has Finally Opened to the Public

The Thomas Heatherwick–designed structure has been controversial, as some have likened its shape to a doner kebab, while others believe it could be New York’s Eiffel Tower

Prior Use: The IGN UK Podcast

They’ve got their toilet humor down pat…

All this under whilst one member tries to keep his insides from exploding live on the podcast.

IGN UK PODCAST #395: A GAME OF PORCELAIN THRONES

IGN UK PODCAST #395: A GAME OF PORCELAIN THRONES

Everybody likes the phrase “A Game of Porcelain Thrones”!

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